1.
"When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade. . .
and
add
some
vodka!"
【笑】

2.
"I
don't
always
lose
my
keys,
but
when
I
do,
they're
in
the
last
place
I
look. "
【搞笑】

3.
"There's
nothing
a
cup
of
coffee
and
a
good
laugh
can't
fix. "
【生活】

4.
"I
finally
got
eight
hours
of
sleep. . .
it
just
took
me
three
days. "
【日常】

5.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【幽默】

6.
"I
don't
need
a
hairstylist,
I
need
a
magician. "
【搞笑】

7.
"I
put
the
'pro'
in
procrastination. "
【日常】

8.
"I
don't
have
a
problem
with
caffeine. . .
I
have
a
problem
without
caffeine. "
【笑】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
comfort-oriented. "
【幽默】

10.
"My
life
is
like
a
romantic
comedy,
minus
the
romance
and
just
the
comedy. "
【生活】

11.
"I'm
not
forgetful,
I'm
just
focused
on
more
important
things. . .
like
memes. "
【日常】

1
2.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person. "
【笑】

1
3.
"I
don't
need
a
gym
membership,
I
have
a
fridge
with
a
broken
door. "
【搞笑】

1
4.
"Why
have
abs
when
you
can
have
kebabs?"
【生活】

1
5.
"I'm
not
messy,
I'm
just
creatively
challenged
when
it
comes
to
organization. "
【幽默】

1
6.
"I
don't
need
a
therapist,
I
have
Netflix
and
ice
cream. "
【笑】

1
7.
"I
don't
always
have
a
good
comeback,
but
when
I
do,
I
forget
it. "
【日常】

1
8.
"I'm
not
awkward,
I'm
just
rehearsing
for
my
future
awkward
moments. "
【搞笑】

1
9.
"Why
do
laundry
when
you
can
just
buy
new
clothes?"
【生活】

20.
"I
don't
need
a
filter
on
my
selfies,
I
need
a
filter
on
my
life. "
【幽默】

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