1.
"You
had
me
at
'I
have
free
Wi-Fi. '"】

2.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "】

3.
"I
don't
need
a
superhero
in
my
life,
I
just
need
someone
who
can
handle
my
weirdness. "】

4.
"My
love
for
you
is
like
diarrhea,
I
just
can't
hold
it
in. "】

5.
"I
want
someone
who
will
look
at
me
the
same
way
I
look
at
pizza. "】

6.
"The
only
love
triangle
I'm
interested
in
is
me,
myself,
and
I. "】

7.
"I
want
someone
who
accepts
me
for
who
I
am
and
understands
that
I'm
not
changing
my
Netflix
password. "】

8.
"You're
the
cheese
to
my
macaroni,
the
Jim
to
my
Pam,
the
Chandler
to
my
Monica. "】

9.
"When
you
realize
you
want
to
spend
the
rest
of
your
life
with
somebody,
you
want
the
rest
of
your
life
to
start
as
soon
as
possible. . . preferably
after
I
finish
this
Netflix
series. "】

10.
"I
don't
need
a
lover,
I
need
a
partner
in
crime
and
someone
to
eat
pizza
with. "】

11.
"I'm
not
high-maintenance,
I'm
just
high-quality. "】

1
2.
"I
want
someone
who
will
love
me
even
when
I'm
hangry. "】

1
3.
"I
don't
need
a
knight
in
shining
armor,
just
a
guy
in
a
hoodie
and
jeans
will
do. "】

1
4.
"I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake,
but
please
don't
eat
the
last
slice. "】

1
5.
"All
you
need
is
love. . . and
maybe
some
pizza. "】

1
6.
"I
want
someone
who
will
make
me
laugh,
even
when
I
don't
want
to. "】

1
7.
"I'm
not
clingy,
I
just
want
to
be
around
you
all
the
time. "】

1
8.
"I
want
someone
who
will
dance
with
me
in
the
kitchen
and
sing
horribly
off-key. "】

1
9.
"I
love
you
more
than
coffee,
but
don't
make
me
choose
between
the
two. "】

20.
"I
want
someone
who
will
love
me
even
when
I'm
covered
in
pizza
sauce
and
wearing
sweatpants. "】

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